I’m pretty sure the original pet rock was about all the domesticated granite our culture could handle, but I guess I thought wrong. It’s just what your dog needs! My pet’s rock!

And as an added bonus —

There is just something about winking, anthropomorphic, tap dancing tacos that makes me squeal with delight. Yes. I said it, squeal. It’s pretty much the exact sound I made when I first saw this, my favorite fast food sign of all time — Mr. Taco!